2-year-olds tell it like it is!

WP_20151216_009(1)We are always so impressed by the development of J’s speech and it’s very sweet when he uses colloquialisms he’s heard around the house. He’s a teenager in the making with yes and no already turning into “Nope” and “Yep”  – where on earth did he get that from!

Some of his other classics have been…

What are these, Mummy?

while literally swinging off both breasts in the middle of Water Babies session.

Kiss it Better, Mummy

followed a by a wide opened, food filled mouth as he tries to present the inside of his mouth to you.

And even better…

Kiss it better, Daddy

while pointing to his private region! Sometimes it’s hard work being a Daddy in a public park!

Mummy, where’s your penis…I’ll find it

even Mummy’s have to pee sometimes!

You got it wrong!

Do not makes mistakes around this child. He will NEVER EVER let you forget!

I don’t like…

fill in the blank with any word in the dictionary….most frequently….breakfast/lunch/dinner/my little sister/that/it/her/him and so it goes on!

I want a fork

Nothing wrong with that except when fork sounds like an expletive and it’s shouted repeatedly across a crowded restaurant.

Anyway, I’d love to hear what other 2 year olds are saying right now. I bet there are some classics!!!

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